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How Long Should Stories Be?

I have a new poll. This concerns that old bugbear, story length. Tell me what your favourite length is, if you have one. And do feel free to expand upon the issue in the comments.

Maid To Serve, 2nd Edition

I got a disheartening two stars for an older story, Maid To Serve. The reviewer said it was far too short. Well! I had a look at it and revised it a bit and it has come from 5,000 to about 5,500 words. Just ten percent more. Why not lots more? Well, I happen to think it is complete as-is. I mean, I wanted it to end on a note of anticipation rather than go into great detail about what happens to Rob/Roberta. It was my very first frilly and I dare say it has all the flaws of a first attempt. But I am still fond of it. So I left it substantially the same. The cover of the revised edition is above, and the 2nd edition should be downloadable by the time you read this.

As ever, your opinions on it are very welcome. Should it have been longer? Should I write a sequel describing what happened on Sunday? Answers on a postcard to… Oh, dear, showing my age! Seriously, do tell me what you think in the comments.

Training a Husband

Training A Husband: Learning To Please Her. Book III of Husband Trainers is the latest Femdom BBW Body Worship Fantasy from Miss Miranda Birch. The big, beautiful, strict bitches of Miss Masters Marriage Services can tame and train even the most wayward of men. “Husband trainers for the dominant woman” is their motto. Body worship training is their speciality, with emphasis on the “three Bs”: Boobs, Belly and Bum. These BBW girls love their femdom work! And their hapless victims? Do they enjoy being trained? Perhaps not so much. But who cares about them? In their future lives as sex-toys for wives and girlfriends, only the women’s pleasure matters!

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NB: my books are always available on Amazon and Nook (Barnes & Noble); they are likely to be available on Kobo; and may be available on iBooks and Tolino.

Amazon

Here is a comprehensive set of links for this book to the various Amazon Kindle Stores. If your country isn’t on the list, use USA (plain vanilla amazon.com).
USA | UK | Germany | France | Spain | Italy | Netherlands | Japan | India | Canada | Brazil | Mexico | Australia

Nook

Not yet available.
Miranda Birch on Nook.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.

Kobo

Not yet available.
Miranda Birch on Kobo.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.
Also, I think Kobo redirects you automatically to the store most appropriate for you based on your IP address, but I am not sure.

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

Not yet available.
iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

Polly

Polly: Dominated Domestic Drudge is my latest Frilly Femdom Fantasy. An `old flame’ makes a chance reappearance in a man’s life. He is eager to start where they left off. She is dubious. But they can get back together, she finally concedes — on certain conditions. A female-led relationship ensues, with Pete transformed into Polly, a chaste, fully-uniformed housemaid! Fiona’s style of femdom is that of a “velvet domme” — but it is still very much female domination, and she is very much in charge!

BUY THIS BOOK

NB: my books are always available on Amazon and Nook (Barnes & Noble); they are likely to be available on Kobo; and may be available on iBooks and Tolino.

Amazon

Here is a comprehensive set of links for this book to the various Amazon Kindle Stores. If your country isn’t on the list, use USA (plain vanilla amazon.com).
USA | UK | Germany | France | Spain | Italy | Netherlands | Japan | India | Canada | Brazil | Mexico | Australia

Nook

Miranda Birch on Nook.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.

Kobo

Miranda Birch on Kobo.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.
Also, I think Kobo redirects you automatically to the store most appropriate for you based on your IP address, but I am not sure.

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

From Master to Maid

The latest Frilly Femdom Fantasy from Miranda Brich is called From Master To Maid: The Housekeeper Takes Control. A strong-willed mature woman turns her young male employer into a uniformed maid-servant! When dressed in his frilly uniform (and he always will be!), he must call her Ma’am — and curtsey — and obey — and feel her leather strap across his bare bottom when he fails to live up to her very exacting standards!

BUY THIS BOOK

NB: my books are always available on Amazon and Nook (Barnes & Noble); they are likely to be available on Kobo; and may be available on iBooks and Tolino.

Amazon

Here is a comprehensive set of links for this book to the various Amazon Kindle Stores. If your country isn’t on the list, use USA (plain vanilla amazon.com).
USA | UK | Germany | France | Spain | Italy | Netherlands | Japan | India | Canada | Brazil | Mexico | Australia

Nook

Miranda Birch on Nook.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.

Kobo

Miranda Birch on Kobo.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.
Also, I think Kobo redirects you automatically to the store most appropriate for you based on your IP address, but I am not sure.

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

Cruel and Calculating

It’s bundle time again! This one consists of the usual three previously-released stories, at a special price of $5.99 — so it’s buy two, get one free. The stories included are: Sold, Mistress Karen’s Prisoner and The Long Weekend. So if you haven’t bought any of these yet, now is your chance to pick up all three and save a bit of money.

BUY THIS BOOK

NB: my books are always available on Amazon and Nook (Barnes & Noble); they are likely to be available on Kobo; and may be available on iBooks and Tolino.

Amazon

Here is a comprehensive set of links for this book to the various Amazon Kindle Stores. If your country isn’t on the list, use USA (plain vanilla amazon.com).
USA | UK | Germany | France | Spain | Italy | Netherlands | Japan | India | Canada | Brazil | Mexico | Australia

Nook

Not available.
Miranda Birch on Nook.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.

Kobo

Not available.
Miranda Birch on Kobo.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.
Also, I think Kobo redirects you automatically to the store most appropriate for you based on your IP address, but I am not sure.

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

Not available.
iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

A Very Private Prison

In Caught In The Act, Robert Manning, caught shoplifting, agreed to be caned by the head of the firm, Celia Smithers. He has been duly thrashed in her office, Celia being assisted by her young blonde secretary Sophie. But that was only the beginning. He has signed up for SIX WEEKS of corrective servitude! Now he waits for what comes next…

Another HARD Femdom Fantasy from Miranda Birch. This one is about seven and a half thousand words long.

BUY THIS BOOK

NB: my books are always available on Amazon and Nook (Barnes & Noble); they are likely to be available on Kobo; and may be available on iBooks and Tolino.

Amazon

Here is a comprehensive set of links for this book to the various Amazon Kindle Stores. If your country isn’t on the list, use USA (plain vanilla amazon.com).
USA | UK | Germany | France | Spain | Italy | Netherlands | Japan | India | Canada | Brazil | Mexico | Australia

Nook

Miranda Birch on Nook.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.

Kobo

Miranda Birch on Kobo.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.
Also, I think Kobo redirects you automatically to the store most appropriate for you based on your IP address, but I am not sure.

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

Bad Reviews

A Choice: Regular Prison or Femdom Captivity? recently received a review on amazon.co.uk. A two-star review. Entitled “Good but very short”, here is the rest of this literary masterpiece in full:

I like the details but not much more then spanking in it. Read in about 20mins and im a slow reader

No, dahling, no! What you are is a slow wanker. If it is taking twenty minutes, you are either doing it wrong or you have a physical problem. To be on the safe side, seek medical advice!

As regular readers of my newsletter will know, I reguarly ask my readers to post reviews of stories they have read. And they do. Since I started doing this in April 2016, I have garnered good reviews, and bad reviews, and indifferent reviews. But almost anything, even a 1-star with cogent reasons would be better than the twaddle above.

By way of contrast, I have a German reader who reviews stories of mine, generally those he likes. He says what he likes, he says what he doesn’t like, he says what could have been better, and so on. And in better English than the miscreant above, to boot! So by all means review, and if you do not like the story, say so and rate accordingly. But put some effort in — because I did!

Oh, and finally: on the question of length of stories.

Just thought I should get that off my chest. As you were, men! 🙂

Caught In The Act

The latest Hard Femdom Fantasy from Miranda Birch is Caught In The Act: Femdom Boss Punishes.

Robert Manning has been caught shoplifting in a large department store. He is confronted with the evidence by the Chairwoman of the company, a Miss Celia Smithers. Facing ruin, he agrees to the conditions she lays down. That is, he will consent to be punished by her as an alternative to being punished by the Law. And he duly signs a consent form. Celia Smithers’ first move is to impress her new authority over Robert Manning by caning him in her office, assisted by her young blonde secretary Sophie. But this is only the beginning! He has signed up for SIX WEEKS of such corrective servitude!

This is the first part of a planned trilogy called Privately Punished, which will deal with the trials and tribulations of the hapless Robert Manning at the hands of Miss Celia Smithers and her young lady assistants.

BUY THIS BOOK

NB: my books are always available on Amazon and Nook (Barnes & Noble); they are likely to be available on Kobo; and may be available on iBooks and Tolino.

Amazon

Here is a comprehensive set of links for this book to the various Amazon Kindle Stores. If your country isn’t on the list, use USA (plain vanilla amazon.com).
USA | UK | Germany | France | Spain | Italy | Netherlands | Japan | India | Canada | Brazil | Mexico | Australia

Nook

Miranda Birch on Nook.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.

Kobo

Miranda Birch on Kobo.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.
Also, I think Kobo redirects you automatically to the store most appropriate for you based on your IP address, but I am not sure.

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

Matronly Dominance

Matronly Dominance: 3 Tales of Mature Female Authority contains three previously-released romantic femdom fantasies for the price of two. So it’s “buy two, get one FREE!”

Caught Peeping

A young man is caught peeping into a large, mature lady’s boudoir, and gets more than an eyeful — a lot more! A May/September encounter ensues in which this “big old bird” has her way with the young lad half her age and half her weight. He has no chance of resistance against her overweening, domineering maturity! But does he even want to resist…?

The Awakening

A femdom romance in which ‘prim and proper Primrose’, a shy BBW, meets a young man who draws her out of her shell. But he gets more than he bargained for! This shy larger lady discovers the utility — and the pleasure! — of old-fashioned bare-bottom over-the-knee spanking discipline as a means of keeping a wayward boyfriend in line!

Wytches

A novice witch is invited to join a local coven, but there’s a catch: she must acquire a male minion for use in their magickal rituals! Her toy-boy lover is her choice — unknown to him! This middle-aged BBW acquires complete control of her younger male victim — by wytchcraft!

BUY THIS BOOK

NB: my books are always available on Amazon and Nook (Barnes & Noble); they are likely to be available on Kobo; and may be available on iBooks and Tolino.

Amazon

Here is a comprehensive set of links for this book to the various Amazon Kindle Stores. If your country isn’t on the list, use USA (plain vanilla amazon.com).
USA | UK | Germany | France | Spain | Italy | Netherlands | Japan | India | Canada | Brazil | Mexico | Australia

Nook

Not yet available.
Miranda Birch on Nook.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.

Kobo

Not yet available.
Miranda Birch on Kobo.
I do not know how to link directly to particular books in my catalogue, so you will have to scan the list of all my stories once you get there. Shouldn’t be too hard, but sorry for the inconvenience anyway.
Also, I think Kobo redirects you automatically to the store most appropriate for you based on your IP address, but I am not sure.

iBooks, Tolino, Inktera

Not yet available.
iBooks, Tolino, Inktera